The New ‘Expendables’ TV Spot Will Make You A Man

I think I just felt a thick layer of hair grow on my chest in the shape of a skull. I am now more of a man than I ever was thanks to this new 60 second TV spot for The Expendables featured first on UGO. Backed with the epic Guns N’ Roses song, Paradise City, this spot features some new footage, more explosions and bullets galore. I can hardly wait anymore for the release of what is to be dubbed the ‘Manliest Movie Ever Made,’ ‘The Greatest Action Movie of All Time,’ or ‘The One Movie That Will Make Your Teenage Balls Drop.” So grab on to your seat, turn the volume all the way up and get your first look at the new Expendables TV spot and the final poster after the jump.


In case you don’t remember who is in this movie, let me quickly remind you so that you may be prepared for the tv spot and avoid having the testosterone destroy your brain before you can finish it.


Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, and Stone Cold Steve Austin.


Now if you didn’t understand where I was coming from before, now you know and are fully prepared for the aewsomeness that is The Expendables. Check it out below!





Final Movie Poster

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