Movie Review: ‘Machete’ is a Fun Mexploitation Bloodbath

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02, September 2010Movie Reviews1 Comment

machete poster Movie Review: Machete is a Fun Mexploitation Bloodbath
Holy Mexican Burritos amigo! Machete is an explosive, bloody, and ridiculously hysterical grindhouse film that will help give this summer’s movie lineup some closure. Robert Rodriguez’s new mexploitation film is a must see if you want to see a hard but fun rated R film with some of the coolest kills of this summer. I’m talking about Danny Trejo going to town on some Texas tools with a three foot long machete, a weedwacker and a motorcycle with a machine gun turret attached to it. Yeah, it is ridiculously awesome and requires no brain power and it’s all thanks to Machete being a MexiCAN and not a MexiCANT. To find out more about the film check out my review after the jump. Machete stars Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert DeNiro, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal, Lindsay Lohan, Don Johnson and Cheech Marin.

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  • Rah

     This was an amazing review. I haven’t seen Machete but
    I have heard from a few co-workers from DISH that it is great! Jessica Alba is
    one of the most amazing actresses and I’m happy to see that she is in this
    movie. It’s Not only her but Danny Trejo as well. He is a completely incredible
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