Jean-Claude Van Damme and His Frozen, Tight Pants Sell Coors Light!

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coors light jean claude van damme 610x338 Jean Claude Van Damme and His Frozen, Tight Pants Sell Coors Light!

There’s not much anyone can say about this, except BRAVO.  Jean-Claude Van Damme — whom I hope does not sit out of The Expendables 2 — dons a mullet wig and sells the World’s Most Refreshing Beer (their claim, not mine… I’d vote Brooklyn Pennant Ale ’55 as my relaxing beer of choice myself) to anyone who would appreciate Van Damme talking about his tight, frozen pants and how “a man penguin” walks after “an intense mating season.”

What more can I say?  Check it out below!

Chris McKittrick