No, this isn’t a pitch for a Funny or Die skit. Ninjas are indeed enforcing silence at a London theater… sort of.
According to Digital Spy, Prince Charles Cinemas in Leicester Square has come up with an innovative way to silence loud people in the movie theater. During a movie people dressed in all-black full-body Morphsuits will make contact with loud patrons and ask them to be silent. No word of what the “ninjas” do if the audience member doesn’t hush up, but I hope it involves a razor-sharp katana and the person’s throat.
The article quotes moviegoer Abdul Stagg, who was confronted by tow of the “ninjas” when his phone rang as the movie he was seeing began, and he called the experience “terrifying.”
As funny as this is, I can see this becoming an issue of a really obnoxious moviegoer doesn’t want to shut up. Heck, I’d probably make more noise just to get confronted by a ninja to see what it was like.
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