Win a Copy of Accident on Blu-ray!

On June 12th, Shout! Factory will be releasing Pou-Soi Cheang’s superbly crafted Hong Kong crime thriller, Accident, on blu-ray and DVD (full details on the release can be found below). The Johnnie To produced flick never had a theatrical release in the states but, having seen the film twice, I can assure you that it absolutely deserved one. The movie stars Louis Koo as a hit man who, along with his crew, plans very intricate accidents in order to kill his target without ever coming close to being suspected. when one accident goes wrong, Koo’s character develops an insane sense of paranoia, thinking someone has put a hit on him making it nearly impossible to trust anybody.

BATTLESHIP Movie Review

Even though it’s based on a popular game (yes, it’s not just a rumor), director Peter Berg attempts to take the concept further, by having ships battle at sea against an alien invasion in the blockbuster, Battleship. Sound interesting? Well, don’t get your hopes up, because even though it’s got incredible action and phenomenal special effects, the story is completely unsatisfying.

With way too much backstory about the main character, Alex Hopper (Taylor Kitsch, you know, from that John Carter movie that no one saw), the movie starts off very slow including a short few scenes of him and his brother, Stone (Alexander Skarsgård, HBO’s True Blood) that could have been cut entirely. Let me quickly point out that the brother’s name is Stone Hopper. Stone. Hopper. Seriously. Anyway, there’s a pretty blonde girl (SHOCKER) that’s the Admiral’s daughter (really?) and guess what? Yah, Alex is in love with her. The pretty blonde girl is Brooklyn Decker (Just Go With It) and Liam Neeson pops his head in now and then as the Admiral.

Hysteria Movie Review (aka the Vibrator Movie)

Believe it or not, nineteenth-century England is the perfect setting for Hysteria, a story surrounding the invention of the vibrator. Rooted in factual history, this fictionalization of the inventor is light-hearted and immensely entertaining. Director Tanya Wexler treads the delicate topic with ease and with delightful comedic timing.

Hugh Dancy (My Idiot Brother) plays Mortimer Granville, a young forward-thinking doctor in 1880′s London. After his dismissal from a local hospital, Mortimer finds work assisting the very busy Dr Dalrymple (Jonathan Pryce, Pirates of the Caribbean series) in his practice which specializes in the new treatment for hysteria in women. Dr Dalrymple has two daughters, Emily (Felecity Jones, Like Crazy), who helps with the practice and Charlotte (Maggie Gyllenhaal, Crazy Heart), who disapproves of her father and runs a settlement house for the poor. In the middle of all this is Rupert Everett as Edmund St. John-Smythe, a wealthy, eccentric aristocrat and Mortimer’s best friend.

Dark Shadows Review

Based on the 1960s gothic soap opera, Dark Shadows follows a man named Barnabas Collins (Johnny Depp), the son of Joshua and Naomi Collins, two Englanders who built a fishing empire in a coastal Maine town which was then aptly named Collinsport. As a powerful playboy, Barnabas made the mistake of falling in love with a woman named Josette (Bella Heathcote—who also plays Victoria in the film) even though Angelique Bouchard (Eva Green) was in love with him. As a result of her broken heart and the fact that she is also a watch, she cursed Barnabas by killing his one true love, turning him into a vampire and buried him underground in a locked coffin.