I love Piranha 3D. It came out of nowhere and served the needs for horrific violence, nudity, and humor that a teen summer blockbuster ought to — and did it all in probably some of th... Read more
Oh how Mars Needs more than just Moms. Disney’s latest animated endeavor, Mars Needs Moms, hits theaters this weekend and while it was better than I expected, it’s still nothing to get real... Read more
Man, I used to love playing Doom when I was in fifth grade. In fact, I played Doom so much that one of my friends actually began to feel motion sickness after watching me play too long. Bu... Read more
I remember a much younger me seeing the above poster in my local multiplex and thinking “ohhhh man… this is going to be the best movie ever!” Of course, I was nearly a tee... Read more
G.I. Joe 2 — I can’t decide if I want you or not. On one hand, the first movie was a generally solid action flick for popcorn munching and nostalgia purposes. On the other hand... Read more
I thought I’d celebrate Oscar Sunday by writing about a film that will likely have a zero chance of getting a nomination whenever it finally hits theaters: G.I. Joe 2. Now there’... Read more
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